Tony Romo threw five interceptions and lost a fumble, but a last second 53-yard field goal by rookie Nick Folk helped the undefeated Cowboys edge out the Buffalo Bills 25-24 Monday night in New York. It was a stunning fourth quarter comeback against the 1-4 Bills, whose only win this season is against the 1-4 Jets, whose only win is against the winless Miami Dolphins, who, to put it mildly, suck balls.

Romo did finish the game with over 300 yards passing, but it was against a Bills defense ranked 31st in the league, so it’s like a Doberman winning a fight against a baby poodle, assuming the poodle used zone blitzes but had a weak secondary.

The Cowboys were 4-0 before this game, and according to the smart people on TV, Tony “Superman” Romo was the best quarterback since sliced bread. Looks like he’s human after all.

In related news, University of Florida quarterback Tim Tebow, also nicknamed “Superman”, is in the midst of a two-game losing streak, which makes me wonder if the Superman label is cursed. Also, “Romo” rhymes with “Tebow”, which also rhymes with a slang term for a gay male. Because I’m classy, I’ll let you figure it out.

It’s “homo”.

So, what am I saying? Am I saying that Superman is gay? Am I saying the Tony Romo and Tim Tebow and Superman have gay sex every week in the Fortress of Solitude and talk about football and linen curtains? And am I saying that Tony Romo always makes his famous guacamole dip and sometimes cries when they watch “Maid in Manhatten” and is usually on the bottom? Well, I’ll tell you what I’m not saying. I’m not saying my balls aren’t not big enough to not use for a computer desk. You figure that one out.